April 27, 2005
Greed "Buries" Top Model Wannabe
TVGuide.com: Since greed did you in, are you now determined to get rich?
Tatiana Dante:
[Laughs] No. I'm not a greedy person.

TVG: Too bad — you could clean up on a show like Entertainment Tonight. You did a great job interviewing rapper/designer Eve!
Tatiana:
Thanks! But I don't know why I kicked ass at that. My ultimate goal is to continue pursuing modeling, and then, after I get that goal done, maybe have my own magazine and/or fashion-designing company.

TVG: You'll have to work on your being-interviewed skills, then. How many times as an interviewee did you say...
Tatiana:
"Actually!" [Laughs]

TVG: Have you cut that word from your vocabulary?
Tatiana:
I think I was nervous, so I just used that word a lot because it sounded good. I'm actually not too sure why... Oops! I just said "actually" again! It's a good word!

TVG: Don't worry, I'm not counting. [On second thought, let's count.] Now then, do you think you were isolated from the other girls because you were smarter?
Tatiana:
I don't actually (1) think I'm smarter, but I do think it might have been because we have different lifestyles.

TVG: Hmm... I doubt any of the other girls listed the History Channel as their favorite TV destination in their bio.
Tatiana:
No, they don't seem like the kind of girls who would be interested in the History Channel, but I am. The History Channel and the Discovery Channel... those are my channels. I love 'em so much!

TVG: When I talked to Brandy Rusher a few weeks ago, she was still p---ed off at you!
Tatiana:
Well, Brandy, excuse my language... [Pauses] No, I'm not going to say a bad word. She just has a bad attitude in general, and I don't like her very much.

TVG: I got that. If you ask me, Tiffany Richardson was being overly generous when she said that 90 percent of the time, Brandy was nice.
Tatiana:
[Laughs] That was so overly generous, and you know that if you watch the show. You super know that! It's such a lie! But she can lie all she wants.

TVG: To tell you the truth, I was scared of Brandy. I didn't want to p--- her off!
Tatiana:
Oh, I tried to p--- her off!

TVG: Mission accomplished. What did you say that so irritated her?
Tatiana:
Actually (2), I really don't remember. I don't think I said anything. I think she just has a general problem with me. I actually (3) was, like, agreeing with her on something, and she told me that I have a big mouth and went off on me. I was like, "Whatever, dude. You want to play? I'll play!" I'm not going to let someone talk crap to me. I'm gonna talk crap back.

TVG: You enjoyed getting her goat!
Tatiana:
I didn't enjoy it. Actually (4), it was kind of annoying. You have to understand that they were saying I was this and I was that, but the fact of the matter is that everybody saw that Brandy was just a rude person. And I don't dig that, you know what I mean?

TVG: I don't dig that, either.
Tatiana:
Don't bring all your baggage with me!

TVG: I have to tell you, people are not going to believe that you don't remember what you said to make her blow up at you.
Tatiana:
I don't, actually (5)! Seriously, I think it was so minor, and she just overreacted. That was her general problem.

TVG: You don't have a lot of female friends, do you?
Tatiana:
I don't. I have a few. My dog is pretty much my best friend.

TVG: Is your dog a girl?
Tatiana:
Yes, she is.

TVG: There's one, at least. So, living in Hawaii, do you have to hear "getting lei'd" jokes all the time?
Tatiana:
Yeah!

TVG: What's the worst one you've ever heard?
Tatiana:
Well, the worst one was probably from a guy who had never paid attention to me in my entire life, and then, when I got back [from doing Top Model], he was like, "Hey, I heard you were on TV! Can I have your number?" I was like, "No. You're such an ass!"

TVG: Not quite a "lei'd" joke, but OK. I read that your favorite food is salad. That has got to be a lie!
Tatiana:
I actually (6) have two favorite foods. Salad is one of them, so I will say that is definitely true. But I eat pizza way more than I eat salad, that's for sure!

Why Survivor's Janu Quit the Tribe

TVGuide.com: You looked really thin toward the end. How much weight did you lose?
Janu Tornell:
About 12 lbs. It took a toll. There was no water and then no food. Then [when] there was food, I would throw it up every single time. It was really rough.

TVG: How was it dealing with the rats?
Janu:
At first they freaked me out. Afterward, they just became gerbils and Muppets. They are just part of the tribe. What can you do? I would sleep next to Coby and, bless his heart, he had a rat stick and he would say, "Go away, rats, and leave my sugar alone." And I would scream. They were not afraid of us.

TVG: Coby — who now sits in the jury — looked so disappointed when you quit. I think he took it harder than you did.
Janu:
Possibly, or at least [equally]. He's gone, so who's going to stir it up? Now I'm gone and the only other hope is for Stephenie to stir it up. I think that is why he gave a look to Stephenie when I laid my torch down.

TVG: Any regrets about your decision?
Janu:
No, none whatsoever. I got what I got out of it. I don't come from a family of wealth. If somebody were to [hold out their hands and] say to me, "Here's $1 million or here is the experience that you had," there is just no equality there. A million dollars would have been great — I'm not saying I wouldn't have liked the $1 million!

TVG: You seemed a little undecided during tribal council. What pushed you to quit?
Janu:
When I started to listen to how the [tribe] was answering the questions that Jeff [Probst] was asking them. I realized I'm a play piece. I am a pawn and they are moving me around. [I thought,] "Eventually, I'm going to go, and I'm ready to go now. So I'm going to go when I want to go, and it is going to make them think twice about what is happening."

TVG: So you did stir up a little more trouble.
Janu:
I did. Just to their faces and not behind their backs.

TVG: Being sequestered on that island alone seemed to rejuvenate you. Would more time there have changed your decision?
Janu:
No, it wouldn't have changed anything. It changed me, but I just couldn't stand being [in the game] anymore. I was able to play the game and not talk bad about anybody. [I don't understand how you] are able to change your complete personality and be this "game" person and still live with yourself. If somebody can explain that one to me, then maybe I'll have a different viewpoint. I don't see how it can be done.

TVG: Were you freaked about when you had to go to the island alone?
Janu:
No. I wasn't. Absolutely not. I remember being in the cage and thinking, "I almost want to go on exile." Then Jeff started talking, asking, "Are you getting cold, Janu?"

TVG: It seemed like Jeff was trying to make you quit that challenge.
Janu:
No. He knows this game better than anybody. He is very good at assessing what is happening, and good [at saying] things that are going to trigger your mind. He's not just a host. He gets in your face. He got in their faces when they were in the cage and said, "Here you are, this happy Koror tribe, and one of your members gets [exiled] by her choice, but you guys are laughing. What is this, open mic session?" That shut them up.

TVG: Katie gave you the most trouble. Was she the hardest to get along with?
Janu:
Yes. She was the most difficult. Do I hate her? Absolutely not. Do I have ill feelings toward her? Absolutely not. For her, I was a piece that she could do her stand-up comedy act [about] and be on camera all the time. She's not funny. To me, she's hurtful.

TVG: Are you planning to return to your Vegas show?
Janu:
I don't think so. But I don't want to close the doors because I loved working the show. They have been supportive.

Math Whiz Crunches TV's Numbers

Though they look like scribble-scrabble to the uninitiated, the equations Charlie Eppes (David Krumholtz) solves on CBS' FBI crime-drama Numbers are real.

Mathematician Gary Lorden makes sure of it. Lorden, the chair of the math department at the California Institute of Technology, supplies the show's writers with numerical concepts. He also reads the scripts to make sure the terminology — and the way the show uses math to solve crimes — add up.

"[I] write equations whose logic is pretty clear," says Lorden, 63. "So somebody who is technically sophisticated wouldn't cringe if they saw it. But it's a challenge to say stuff that's not misrepresentative from a mathematician's point of view and is still meaningful dramatically. Occasionally, Charlie will explain something in two lines that would take me 10 minutes in a lecture!"

As an accomplished Caltech professor, Lorden ranks high in the world of academia. (His theories on statistical inference blew our minds.) However, Lorden humbly admits: "Unlike Charlie, I don't know everything. He's the whole Caltech faculty rolled into one!"

Charlie's supergenius may be a bit of a stretch, but Lorden insists that the notion of crime busting through calculus isn't far from the mark.

"Mathematicians have for many years been at the heart of, if not crime-fighting, then things that are very closely related to that," says the professor, who has top-level security clearance and has performed classified research on anti-terrorism issues. "The modern-day equivalent of Sherlock Holmes is some Ph.D. mathematician who's using computer databases and mathematical ideas to solve problems."

As for Lorden's pupils, they're just stoked that math is finally being portrayed on TV as more chic than geek. The fact that he's a Numbers consultant has made him a campus star. "Students have asked me for my autograph," he says with a laugh. "I'm a sort of local hero."


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